Monday, February 4, 2013

A Haunted House: Film Review

Starring Marlon Wayans and Essence Atkins. Directed by Michael Tiddes. 86 minutes. Opens Jan. 23 at major theatres. R-13

Before watching this kind of this it's prior to check out it's review on rottentomatoes.com and it was critically panned in which it barely have positive reviews, no doubt this spoof film is nothing but a joke itself, along comes Marlon Wayans(White Chick, Scary Movie) and this is the kind of what he do best see for yourself and watch Marmaduke, Norbit, Scary Movie.

In an outrageous send up of the Paranormal Activity movies, The Devil Inside and other "found footage" movies, A Haunted House features young couple Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) who have just moved in to their dream house. As they settle in, they quickly find they're not alone. But it's not the house that's haunted, it's Malcolm's girlfriend who is possessed by a demon. Malcolm hires everyone from a priest to modern day ghostbusters to rid her of this unwelcome intruder, determined not to let the evil spirit ruin his relationship or, more importantly, his sex life.



The horror spoof , already considered the worst genre a movie could be in cinematic history, this is surely nothing compare to other recent spoof film and be ready there's another Scary Movie which be releasing this year, A Haunted House is offending, tarnished and inappropriate but delivers some comedic rewards

Conceivably, as the film start rolling and you expect Paranormal Activity, looking for something new to offer and redeem yourself was like needle in a hay stack, only realizing your that no doubt you are terrible actor, it still offered some chuckles like Malcolm was drunk and crap on the ashes of Keisha's father and that was hilarious and the rest meh.



The good thing was i watched this with nothing on the table and just seat back and relax, the film is nothing but a great shame it can't even burst a simple joke, even the most audience can not forget this film because of it's bad factor and this was completely utterly foolish and incoherently gross.

A Haunted House was nothing but a shame and there's no in heaven and hell i would see again with a Marlon Wayans, this movie should have been decent if it could bring some suitable jokes and scares but it was just flat, gross, annoying, boring and most of all not funny at all.

0.5 out of 5 stars

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